BFF: So, I woke up in the middle of Twilight cause it was on and they were at that scene in the clearing and he glittered!
Me: …yeah, that’s…that’s kinda what the joke is.
BFF: Oh! I never saw it before. I always just thought they say he glittered because he was gay.
Me: That would probably be more offensive if half our gay friends weren’t constantly dipped in glitter.
