January 2012
6 posts
WatchThat was glorious.
shaking-the-dust:
being unemployed sucks but the promise of at least 3 jobs in the very very near future makes everything sucks less.
my boyfriend is in israel and i miss him so much but he’ll be back in my arms on the 12th. sooo i guess that’s ok.
i love my best friends.
goodnight, tumblr.
Good night tumblr friend!
December 2011
5 posts
When you hear "In the arms of an angel"... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
THIS
Watchthe-absolute-funniest-posts:
THIS MIGHT BE THE GREATEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
I now need nothing in life ever again.
(573): I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC... →
Hahahaha, had a really good laugh.
November 2011
10 posts
In movies: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
When humans die:
When animals die:
When Dobby dies:
When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die:
This is a cool blog to follow
I like smelling new books →
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This is a cool blog to follow
The best book smells are the really old ones that have been lingering on the bookshelf and have that awesome leathery feeling cover.
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(508): So I managed to get the bitch who has been... →
WIN
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BFF: So, I woke up in the middle of Twilight cause it was on and they were at that scene in the clearing and he glittered! Me: …yeah, that’s…that’s kinda what the joke is.
BFF: Oh! I never saw it before. I always just thought they say he glittered because he was gay.
Me: That would probably be more offensive if half our gay friends weren’t constantly dipped in...
no.: oh my goodness. →
sovay:
My place of work has just recently informed me that they hired a new girl and they gave me her name, in which I quickly took over to Facebook to creep. This is what her interests section said…
“Ello there! Its nice 2 c ur tryna find out mo bout me. Well…mii names JANET pleze dnt say mii…
…I couldn’t even read all of it, I felt myself getting dumber
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October 2011
17 posts
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(864): Just got done fucking the squirter chick.... →
And this is where I shit my pants laughing.
sugarteas:
spidergrl:
All these pics circulating Tumblr of octopus wrapped around, penetrating, or exiting vagina’s are disgusting. Come on people. Try evolving just a little bit, ok?
Tentacle porn has existed since at least around the 1800s. Don’t believe me? Let me refer you to the Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.
My friends and I used to have Anime Porn Friday’s where one of us...
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds. →
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I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
I’ll save you, mother.
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"alright class, time for your quiz." →
thatfunnyblog:
the kids that studied
the kids that didn’t study
the kids that didn’t even know there was a quiz
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
I may have snot running out of my nose from how hard I laughed at that last one.
You died and I feel nothing for you.
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ezpez:
I miss you Toonami :C
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
thatfunnyblog:
People are younger than 11 on here?
Wtf
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
DISBELIEF.
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I am old enough to have had the original VHS...
You know, the one with the penis in the castle? Good times.
September 2011
21 posts
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We were alone before we met. Not in the literal sense. We both had our happiness and our friends, but something clicked after our stereotypes fell away. You came over and we spoke like we’d done it for years, where you told your fears and I told mine, a simple thing that had never come so easy. Nothing felt so smooth but our conversations. Butter on bread, hands across skin with varying...
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